[ Listen, Tony isn't going to stalk every goddamned move that Rogers makes in his tower. Sure, he makes sure that he knows where he is, but he doesn't fucking monitor him. FIRDAY keeps tabs on him and alerts him to when the blond leaves (not that he is supposed to leave according to the shit that has gone down, but like Tony gives two flying fucks about that) just so that, if the situation arises, Tony can cover for him. He does not, in any form, stalk Captain America.
Except when he does. Which is now. Because Steven Rogers is acting suspicious as fuck and Tony is curious okay. Usually, Steve doesn't leave the Tower at all (such a good law abiding citizen he is, except for, you know, the stuff), so when he leaves the Tower looking like he is going to rob a bank, Tony has his interest peaked and really, making sure Steve isn't planning on moonlighting as a bank robber is a good thing, right?
So, moments after FRIDAY has alerted him to the fact that the residential capscicle is leaving, Tony is dressed, shades, hoodie and grease stained jeans on, with his nose in his phone as he travels behind the blond. He is good at this, knows how far away he needs to be in order for himself to evade detection, knows how to blend in with the crowds and knows that, really, he can always rely on satellites if anything goes amiss. Which it doesn't, thank god.
Well, mostly. See, Steve goes to the park which, okay, Tony gets that, the blond wants to be outside that makes sense. It also makes sense that he would dress as casual as he could (though maybe Tony should talk to him about suspicious clothing and body language), but what doesn't make sense, at all, is that Steve vanishes into the trees.
Vanishes into the trees and apparently strips naked before going farther into the trees.
Tony takes a moment to just stare at the pile of clothes and wonder if he really does want to go any further because what the fuck, he wonders what he is going to fine. Of course, that wondering is what makes him move forward. He doesn't call out Steve's name (really, that was mistake two right there, number one being following Steve), and moves into the woods carefully.
There is the sound of something farther up but Tony doesn't know what, and--]
"Mother fucking--!" [There is a goddamned wolf and shit shit shit, fuck he is so-- bitten mother fucking fuck that hurts, and oh my god he is going to die and where the fuck is Steve.]
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Except when he does. Which is now. Because Steven Rogers is acting suspicious as fuck and Tony is curious okay. Usually, Steve doesn't leave the Tower at all (such a good law abiding citizen he is, except for, you know, the stuff), so when he leaves the Tower looking like he is going to rob a bank, Tony has his interest peaked and really, making sure Steve isn't planning on moonlighting as a bank robber is a good thing, right?
So, moments after FRIDAY has alerted him to the fact that the residential capscicle is leaving, Tony is dressed, shades, hoodie and grease stained jeans on, with his nose in his phone as he travels behind the blond. He is good at this, knows how far away he needs to be in order for himself to evade detection, knows how to blend in with the crowds and knows that, really, he can always rely on satellites if anything goes amiss. Which it doesn't, thank god.
Well, mostly. See, Steve goes to the park which, okay, Tony gets that, the blond wants to be outside that makes sense. It also makes sense that he would dress as casual as he could (though maybe Tony should talk to him about suspicious clothing and body language), but what doesn't make sense, at all, is that Steve vanishes into the trees.
Vanishes into the trees and apparently strips naked before going farther into the trees.
Tony takes a moment to just stare at the pile of clothes and wonder if he really does want to go any further because what the fuck, he wonders what he is going to fine. Of course, that wondering is what makes him move forward. He doesn't call out Steve's name (really, that was mistake two right there, number one being following Steve), and moves into the woods carefully.
There is the sound of something farther up but Tony doesn't know what, and--]
"Mother fucking--!" [There is a goddamned wolf and shit shit shit, fuck he is so-- bitten mother fucking fuck that hurts, and oh my god he is going to die and where the fuck is Steve.]