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Steve Rogers ([personal profile] gotup) wrote2017-01-23 08:40 pm

for [personal profile] podchinyatsya

[ Steve doesn't make a habit of things like Googling himself (which sounds dirty, honestly) or checking his Wikipedia page. After all, he already knows about himself; he doesn't need to check up on the facts.

Except then one day, Sam asks him about the Yankees. And he knows Sam's aware that he doesn't like the Yankees; they've watched enough baseball together (even though Sam's a Mets fan). He gives Sam a funny look, and the other man laughs and shakes his head.

The next day, Wanda asks him why he always says he's just a kid from Brooklyn. He's obviously from Queens, doesn't he know that? What's the difference between the two? Is he sure he wasn't born somewhere else?

The day after that, T'Challa, of all people, asks him if it's true that his tears can be used to summon bald eagles. 'One of the Dora Milaje read it online,' is his excuse, but Steve's pretty sure he's just using his bodyguards as convenient scapegoats to save face.

He grabs his phone and types a search 'steve rogers tears bald eagles' and the first result (after about twenty shitty Photoshops) is Wikipedia.

Wikipedia! He'd taken the site's information as gospel truth, and so his first assumption is that someone must have hacked it. And, of course, there's only one person with the technological know-how to do that. ]


Bucky! [ He looks up from his phone, a crease of distress between his eyebrows. ] Tony's hacked Wikipedia, you oughta see the stuff it says about me.
podchinyatsya: (🎒 [you sing to me)

[personal profile] podchinyatsya 2017-02-01 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You need to get with the times. People use Craigslist now.

[ He's gonna pretend that grumble didn't hurt just a little. ]
podchinyatsya: (🎒 [half these embers flew away)

[personal profile] podchinyatsya 2017-02-01 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He doesn't have any other friends :c ]

Well, the only folks reading the newspaper now are old-timers so hey, put an ad out. You should have friends your own age.
podchinyatsya: (âš• [they'll make slaves of us soon)

[personal profile] podchinyatsya 2017-02-02 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ Bird-Boy is not his friend :| ]

Am I also bringing the prune juice?
podchinyatsya: (🎒 [but i did it)

[personal profile] podchinyatsya 2017-02-02 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Pfffft.

[ Have a playful shove. ]